But even if I wanted to be binged at, I'm often not in the same room, or I might have been asleep. I guess we're supposed to be obedient and attentive-to-phone and check it first thing when we get up so we can be sold shite to and fed disinformation and so on.

Even though my phone doesn't try to sell me shite, or feed me disinformation, or, really, steal my attention, I still have to have the same hardware as people whose phones do.

Urgh, sometimes I hate the future.